juddmonkeys: Lauren reads!!

Cute quotes and Stories

SHAYLOR
"me, mine, up, vroom", and "no" are pretty self explanitory
"pees" is actually please, "eese" is cheese
moo means cow, hoohoo means owl, arf arf means dog, and meow means cat
"dey-aw" translation: there you are
"dey-dis" translation: there it is
LAUREN
A couple of days ago, we were playing in the family room when shaylor started being ornery. I asked what his problem was and Lauren spoke up, "He just needs some attention."
Standing in the check out line Lauren proceeds to tell the casheer that she was going to pee. (quiet snickers from the lady behind us) she was going to pee to earn her bike and the casheer better not sell it before she could come to pay for it!! The casheer promised she wouldn't and the lady behind us wispered that if she did then that little girl would be after her.
"Fee five four sum" translation: can you guess?
"bipety-alety-boo" translation: bippity-bopity-boo
With a new baby at home I was patting Lauren's back and she stopped me a very firmly told me to not burp her.
When Shaylor was about a month old he was a bit fussy and lauren said, "mom, he's have a bubble"